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Achieve Brexit in Three Easy Steps

LONDON - England - Leaving the EU is not complicated as Remainer parliamentarians are making it out to be. In fact, the UK could leave with three easy steps and fulfil the Brexit that was voted on June 23, 2016.

Brexit is easy.

First of all bypass all Remainers and parliamentarians in the House of Commons and Lords (98% Remain). If the treacherous treasonous swine resign of their own volition all the better.

Second – Leave the EU on April 12 on WTO terms. We will be out of Customs Union and ECJ, CFP, CAP and not have to pay £39 billion into a black hole EU budget. We will control all borders and law, bringing back democratic sovereignty to parliament once again.

Third – Change the current snivelling incompetent coward PM to a swashbuckling Brexiteer who actually believes in the UK and can steer the course forward.

 

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