BRUSSELS - Belgium - The good ship euro has taken a huge torpedo hit to its hull and is sinking fast taking the European and world economy down with it, all thanks to a sneaky torpedo from a Greek submarine lurking in the waters.
Sunk by the treachery of the Greeks
Captains of the Euro ship, Merkel and Sarkozy, didn’t even get a chance to signal an SOS, as the first silo of Greek torpedoes hit the port side earlier on this morning.
“We were on the deck singing one of our great hymns to the EU, ‘Deutschland über alles’ when an almighty crash happened. Sarko was lifted into the air and I caught the little blighter in my arms. It was all hands on deck for sure,” Kapitän Merkel squealed.
Is it really all over for the good ship EU?
There are many questions to answer, like why did they allow Greece into the eurozone in the first place, and why did they not stop the contagion immediately by chucking them out?
Like the Titanic, the answers will go to the bottom of the ocean and be entombed for a very long time amongst the fishes and crabs of the Atlantic.
Au revoir Merkozy. You will not be missed.
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