Greece to Sell Their Weather

“The Greeks have absolutely nothing left. They are a destitute people who have spent their way into financial oblivion, but they do have one thing — their great weather,” EU finance bureaucrat, Japseye Scheubles, told the French, Le Figaro newspaper on Friday.

Indeed, out of all of the negative headlines coming from the media, Greece can be proud of one major part of their country, they always get great f*cking weather.

“I don’t have a job, I haven’t eaten in four days, I lost everything including my house, my wife, my business and even my dog, but look at this wonderful weather we’re having. Not a single f*cking cloud in the sky. I think I’m off to the beach,” Stavrou Paplamouomos, a former shopkeeper from Thessaloniki told a local Greek radio station.

European debt collectors who arrived in Greece yesterday from Germany were so taken by the wonderful Greek weather that they all encamped in a villa on the coast and hope to stay there for a few weeks before they decide to refuse paying more money into the infamous Greek debt hole that everyone’s talking so much about.