Silly Bercow Wants More Attention

LONDON - England - The vulgar wife of House Speaker, John Bercow, is to go on television to get more attention, it has been revealed in the media.

“Silly Bercow is to go on TV to get more attention for being the wife of John Bercow, the Speaker of the House of Commons. We all know she is a vulgar vile parasite, so why she has to go on telly on the Big Brother show to tell us this is a complete mystery,” Tory MP Frederick Applesby, said at Question Time to raucous laughter.

Silly Bercow, is also known for other silly pursuits like posing naked wrapped in semen encrusted sheets outside the houses of parliament, and spouting verbal diarrhoea on her twitter page.

“I can’t wait to see this silly cow on telly making a total fool of herself and her midget husband,” a backbencher told the Evening Standard today.

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