Osama Yet to Release Long Form Death Certificate

ISLAMABAD - Pakistan - Millions of people worldwide are demanding that the death of Osama Bin Laden be proven with the release of his long form death certificate.

“I don’t believe he died yesterday until I see his long form death certificate. I saw a few photoshopped pics but I want to see the actual long form,” an Osama bin Laden death doubter revealed to CNN.

The remarkable timing of Osama’s “death” was also cited by Osama death unbelievers, who also questioned the efficacy of the incredible announcements from the desperate Obama administration who are gearing up for re-election next year.

“Buried at Sea”

“Funny how Dubya was helping his bogeyman pal to hide, and so was Obama until it suited his agenda to shut their asset down. What did they do, run into the room whilst Osama was on his hospital bed dialysis machine and shoot him in the head? He’s been dead for over ten years, and all of this time they’ve been using his image to invade and occupy much of the Middle East. I don’t believe a word they say. I want to see the long form death certificate and un-photoshopped pics,” another Osama death doubter said from New York’s Times Square.

Republican hopeful, Donald Trump added to the doubters: “We finally got Obongo’s long form birth certificate, of which I’m getting my people to go over with a fine-toothed comb. Now we need Osama’s death certificate long form. C’mon Obama, let’s have it.”

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