How Kate Snagged Her Prince

“You too can climb the royal mountain of social status just like Kate Middleton has,” Robert Goering, a royal palace spokesman has told the Sun newspaper.

She may not have had a job before her marriage to the prince but on the balcony yesterday, there was a brief glimpse of how she got where she is today.

“This is testament to her mother’s training in social-climbing. The Middleton’s are a beacon of hope in Britain’s class driven society. They are also a message in how socialistic Britain has become. In other words, this is not just the watering down of the royal families lineage but a welcome boost to the new order, where if one is prepared to do absolutely anything, you too can get up there,” Mr Goering added.