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Nice Terror Attack: What Happens Next? Emergency Plan

NICE - France - The Daily Squib predicts the six step plan post Nice terror attack.

 

 

 

 

The atrocity that occurred on Thursday night will have repercussions in France.

EMERGENCY PLAN

  1. There will be cartoons from cartoonists decrying the attack.
  2. Facebook will put on special filters to commemorate the attack on Nice and Twitter will introduce a special hash tag for the occasion, something like #Pray for Nice.
  3. Landmark buildings will be lit up in French tricolor colours.
  4. There will be the required gratuitous shots of women crying on television.
  5. Wait for the next attack
  6. Repeat steps 1-5

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