World

David Sullivan Protégé Karren Brady Chimes in On Remain Campaign

LONDON - England - Dodgy Karren Brady has made an impassioned case for Britain to stay in the European Union, saying that leaving would “put too much at risk”.

 

 

When it comes to calculated ‘business’ sense, there is nothing more hypocritical than the eminent protégé of porn baron David Sullivan rearing her head from underneath the muddy waters of political favours and deals conducted in sleazy boardroom toilets to say it is ‘risky to leave the EU’. Enter Karren Brady, now a ‘Baroness’ thanks to even more backhander favours that no one will probably know about.

She made her fortune because her dad, Terry Brady, who was the printer to David Sullivan’s pornographic publishing empire, gave her an insider leg up in more ways than one. Sullivan more than double her age, took her under his wing and under the sheets to speed the coquettish 23-year-old Brady up into the higher echelons of football management.

Doing favours for older businessmen is her forte, and Alan Sugar is definitely a board room member who has had his ribs tickled by this calculating maleficent.

Karren Brady may be good at maths, having had special extra curricular training from her bald 6th form maths teacher; but she is certainly not good at politics, and to be made a peer in the House of Lords is to sully the name and reputation of such an institution.

Naturally, a friend of Cameron‘s, this piece of work is now telling us to stay in the EU, is anyone listening to her? Did anyone listen to her in the first place? No! No! No! as a certain real Baroness once told Delors.

Do you value freedom?

SUPPORT THE DAILY SQUIB We fight for freedom, justice, satire and coffee. DUE TO THE NATURE OF OUR JUVENALIAN SATIRE WE CAN ONLY SURVIVE BY DONATIONS. PLEASE CONSIDER DONATING. THANK YOU.
Disqus Comments Loading...
Share
Published by

Recent Posts

Comrade Starmer is No Friend of Meddling Capitalist Enemy the USA

GRIMSDALE - England - Comrade Starmer speaks about the enemy of the People's Republic of…

16 hours ago

Trump Issues “Ultimate Bro-Mance Pardon” to Putin, Claims Ukraine Invasion Was Just “Borrowing Crimea for a Home Renovation”

MAR-A-LAGO - USA - President Donald Trump has issued a pardon to Vladimir Putin in…

1 day ago

New Analysis Predicts the Green Economy Will Exceed $7 Trillion Annually by 2030

GENEVA - Switzerland - A newly released report by the World Economic Forum reveals that…

2 days ago

“An OBR official who revealed the lies told by Reeves and Starmer has been liquidated”

LONDON - England - The head of the OBR has been liquidated and processed into…

3 days ago

A Day in the Life of a Woman in Labour’s Benefits Britain

ESSEX - England - Thanks to Labour's budget, taxpayers will foot the bill for more…

3 days ago

GameZone Casino Popularity Grows Across Online Communities

MANILA - Philippines - GameZone Casino is growing in popularity across many online communities as…

4 days ago

This website uses cookies.