LONDON - England - David Cameron has promised to crack down on offshore tax havens where the rich hide their money from tax authorities
“There will be nowhere to hide. I will make sure that the tax man finds you wherever you stash your money or that massive inheritance daddy arranged. Let me make this clear, we will be uncovering some serious stuff here. Some of us could be in the shitter if this tax avoidance nonsense comes out, but I have arranged for the tax man to come after me, even if I’m the PM. Oops! Did I just say that? Never mind..ahem.”
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