CHARLOTTESVILLE - USA - We outline some of the great Black Friday deals out there this year and every year.
Here are those amazing Black Friday deals you have been waiting for all year round.
A hernia – Price Free
Two broken legs and a broken arm – Yes, but you got a toaster for $2.50
Crushed ribs and a broken nose – Two for the price of one, a bargain
Queuing for hours and days so you can get $20 off the price off a TV
The indignity of being crammed into a doorway with hundreds of other lemmings – Priceless
Realising the huge mark up that retailers make when you are compelled to buy some reduced throwaway Chinese junk that will break within a week
Daily Squib Book
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