Must Have Black Friday Deals

Here are those amazing Black Friday deals you have been waiting for all year round.

1. A hernia – Price Free
2. Two broken legs and a broken arm – Yes, but you got a toaster for $2.50
3. Crushed ribs and a broken nose – Two for the price of one, a bargain
4. Queuing for hours and days so you can get $20 off the price off a TV
5. The indignity of being crammed into a doorway with hundreds of other lemmings – Priceless
6. Realising the huge mark up that retailers make when you are compelled to buy some reduced throwaway Chinese junk that will break within a week