Paris Hilton Sawn in Half

LAS VEGAS - Paris Hilton was chopped in half over the weekend but unfortunately lived to tell the tale.

 

Unfortunately for the audience and rest of the world it was only an illusion.

The ex-heiress, Paris Hilton, who has had her £50 million inheritance retracted, volunteered to be sawn in two at the Mirage hotel by illusionists Jeff Beacher and Nathan Burton.

 

 


After the illusion took place, a midget came on stage and escorted Ms. Paris Hilton back to her seat.
Paris and her new boyfriend, Benji Madden, who are expecting their first child in a few months, then left the show.

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