WASHINGTON DC - The U.S. president's bizarre annual Christmas comedy video - starring Barney the White House dog shows the Bush's fun side.
Thy master's pet
The decidedly odd video details Barney’s quest to become a Middle East Peace Envoy, as George and Laura Bush pontificate on the beauty and
importance of American military might in the Middle East – and carpet bombing civilians to death.
Meanwhile, Barney is free to pursue what appears to be rapidly becoming an obsession for the small poodle – to achieve his dream of becoming a Middle East Peace Envoy and receive $500,000 per speech.
First, Barney must finish the mammoth job of decorating the
White House for Christmas.
He completes the job in record time by dropping a soppy steaming green turd under the Christmas tree.
Later in the video, Barney is seen dreaming of his master with a funny thought bubble over his head.
There’s nothing
like a canine’s dream sequence on the importance of Middle East Peace
Envoys featuring George W Bush to get you into a festive mood.
The low tech style of the video makes for hilarious viewing.
Barney dreaming of his master
George W Bush’s long suffering wife, Laura, is also seen trying to pry Barney away from the President’s bottom but is unsuccessful and Barney gets a good sniff.
The close of the fun White House video has Barney humping the President’s leg leaving a large white stain. The background music of “I’m dreaming of a White Christmas” is very apt.
Ho, ho ho ho!
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