THE ALPS - France - The crash pilot tragedy that occurred last week with a passenger plane flown into the side of a mountain will be quickly forgotten and dusted under a carpet.
“It’s a good thing the crash pilot was only a depressed guy and not a Muslim otherwise things would have been way more different. We’ll just brush this one under the carpet and the guy’s forgiven,” Anders Hausser, one of the team investigating the crash revealed on Friday.
Forgiveness has come swiftly for Andreas Lubitz, the co-pilot who flew the plane into the mountain, as reports filter through that he was a good Christian, a little depressed though, especially after his girlfriend leaving him.
No doubt, this crash will be out of the news faster than a speeding jet hurtling towards a mountain.
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