Hoax Caller Calls Hoax Prime Minister

LONDON - England - A hoax caller was put through to a hoax PM yesterday, news reports are claiming.

 

“The hoax caller got through on the private line of our hoax prime minister. Luckily it was all a big hoax and no one was fooled,” Edwin Pranque, the PM’s private secretary told the BBC.

What is this world coming to? Hoax callers calling hoax prime ministers?

“Every word that comes out of my mouth is a big hoax, a big lie, therefore when I received the call from another hoaxer, I immediately knew it was a hoax and told the chap to stop playing at my game,” the hoax PM told the BBC.

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