Grand Jury: Darren Wilson Innocent Without Charge

FERGUSON - USA - A grand jury has given hero cop Darren Wilson, a clean slate on his police record, the county prosecutors’ office and the Missouri governor finally reveal.

 

The hero cop, Darren Wilson has been released after an incident with a man in August.

“He was only doing his job. This whole fiasco has been a farce at the expense of the taxpayer, and frankly I’m appalled,” a spokesman for someone said today.

The cost of the needless investigation is estimated to be over $34 million to the U.S. taxpayer and that’s not including lawyers fees.

“We just hope we can get on with our lives because no one needs to be dragged through the mud just for doing their job. Wilson deserves a medal for his composure and service to the nation, not a wacky court case show to appease some irrational idiots,” a man on the scene of the court told CNN.

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