David Miliband Seen at Heathrow

Ed Miliband’s long lost brother, David, was seen at Heathrow airport today.

“I just thought I’d fly back to Blighty for awhile, nothing special, exile in America is rather cumbersome, and to tell you the truth boring. I’m certainly not back because the knives are out for Ed, I’ve got a few knives still stuck in my back but that’s another story,” David Miliband told a waiting reporter on Thursday.

Naturally, Dave’s brother, Ed, was nowhere to be seen at the arrivals terminal