Oscar Pistorius Went From This to This

PRETORIA - South Africa - Paralympian athlete Oscar Pistorius has begun serving a five year jail sentence for killing his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp.

The former athlete was driven to Pretoria’s Kgosi Mampuru prison where Bubba Mkosi, a hardened murderer and bodybuilder was waiting for him in his new cell.

“I can’t wait to meet my new cell mate. Me and my friends are all star struck. We haven’t had a wit seun in here in ages. Don’t worry Oscar, we will go light on you, plenty of butter,” Mkosi revealed to local news services from his cell.

Judge Thokozile Masipa gave Oscar Pistorius a five-year jail sentence for culpable homicide, but cleared him of murder because he was a celebrity.

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