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Theresa May Sudden Rigor Mortis Explained By Government Scientists

LONDON - England - PM Theresa May has been struck down by a case of rigor mortis. Scientists are trying…

8 years ago

House of Lords: Rats in the Sewer

LONDON - England - The House of Lords has been overrun by filthy sewer rats and pest controllers have been…

8 years ago

World War 3 Will Start Suddenly and Without Warning

LONDON - England - Analysts at a secretive agency for the analysis of war, have analysed the data regarding World…

8 years ago

Assad: “I Can Still Make Barrel Bombs From Chlorine – a Very Common Chemical”

DAMASCUS - Syria - With the hysterical mainstream media headlines calling out World War 3 after the allied bombings of…

8 years ago

Syria: The Geopolitical Red Line the West Will Never Cross

DAMASCUS - Syria - Amid gassings of civilians in the war torn country, some Western leaders have been posturing for…

8 years ago

Meghan Markle to Introduce Royals to Traditional American Soul Food

WINDSOR - England - Soon to be princess, Meghan Markle is set upon injecting some colour into the royal diet.

8 years ago

Call For Guns to Be Banned in Murder Capital London

LONDON - England - London under Labour leadership is now more murderous than New York. Maybe it is time to…

8 years ago

Labour London: Only 40,000 Murders This Week Down by 27%

LONDON - England - The capital city under Labour's mayorship has seen a slight drop in murders.

8 years ago

Our Only Day Off Today

LONDON - England - Today is our annual day off.

8 years ago

Britain to Stay in Single Market – Article 127 Deadline Today Not Triggered by Theresa May

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Today, March 29 2018, is the last day to trigger Article 127, otherwise Britain will stay…

8 years ago

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