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British Spirit of Adversity Shines Through on Gloomy Jubilee Weather

LONDON - England - One thing the Brits have always done well is a good stiff upper lip, and with…

12 years ago

Britain Plans On Going Back to Age of Horse and Cart

MACCLESFIELD - England - Government ministers were today set to visit parts of the UK where the new Horse and…

12 years ago

Greek Olympic Torch Making Its Way to London Games

ATHENS - Greece - The flame that will burn during the London games was lit at the birthplace of the…

12 years ago

Euro Will Only Work If Britain Is Head of Single EU Government

LONDON - England - The European project can only work if the UK is at the forefront of the single…

12 years ago

Argentina to Invade UK Sometime Next Week

BUENES AIRES - Argentina - President Cristina Kirchner, has ordered her forces to get ready to invade the British Isles…

12 years ago

Father of Internet Berners-Lee Arrested By Comrade Cameron

LONDON - England - Tim Berners-Lee, the Father of the Internet, has been arrested and detained by agents working for…

12 years ago

Murdoch Honoured By Queen For Services to UK Newspapers

LONDON - England - News International boss, Rupert Murdoch, visited Buckingham palace today to receive an MBE for services to…

12 years ago

Who Was Great Britain's Greatest Enemy?

LONDON - England - George Washington, Hitler and Napoleon have nothing on Great Britain's ultimate foe.

12 years ago

The Economist Sold Out in Scotland

GLASGOW - Scotland - The Economist's March issue has been comprehensively sold out in Scotland, the publisher has revealed.

12 years ago

Comrade Cameron Warns Proles About Thoughtcrime

CHIPPING NORTON - England - Comrade Cameron supreme Soviet Coalition leader has ordered Home Security Commissar May to warn the…

12 years ago

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