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French Rotten Eggs Stench Reaches UK

LONDON - England - The tax-exiled former French president has landed in the UK as have many of his compatriots…

13 years ago

Would You Buy a Used EU Referendum From This Man?

LONDON - England - Call him Swiss Davi, or David Cameron, he's still trying to sell you something you don't…

13 years ago

Egyptian Mummy is Actually Daddy British Museum Claims

LONDON - England - An ancient Egyptian mummy is actually a daddy according to senior anthropologist, professor Dean Arkleblather of…

13 years ago

UK Cows Go On Strike After Beef Burger Scandal

NORWICH - England - British cows have gone on strike from John O'Groats to Lands End citing the intrusion of…

13 years ago

His Master’s Voice Alas Now Just an Autotuned Mess

LONDON - England - How many X Factor acts were gracing the shelves of HMV as it was consigned to…

13 years ago

Tesco Horse Races at Cheltenham This Year

CHELTENHAM - England - It's good news for the Cheltenham race course as Tesco will be running their horses this…

13 years ago

UK Public Insult Law is Frankly Insulting

LONDON - England - A ridiculously insulting law which forbade anyone to insult anyone in public has been deemed insulting…

13 years ago

British Celebrity Paedophiles Only Caught After Death

LEEDS - England - Sir Jimmy Savile OBE raped hundreds of Britain's children over forty years as a powerful BBC…

13 years ago

Woman Arrested For Racist Rants on Underground

LONDON - England - An unnamed woman who suddenly burst into fits of colourful racist language on an underground train…

13 years ago

Britons Starting to Get Gills Say Biologists

GLOUCESTERSHIRE - England - Britain is slowly resembling the terrible 90s film Waterworld starring Kevin Costner, as the rain just…

13 years ago

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