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Labour Council Snatches Children From Foster Parents For Not Voting Labour

ROTHERHAM - England - The Labour-run council has snatched five children of a family because they did not vote Labour…

13 years ago

Fred the Shred and Bob the Rob Finally Get Their Just Desserts

LONDON - England - The corrupt British banking institutions were delightfully graced yesterday with some crumpet, a dollop of paint…

13 years ago

Boris Johnson Buys Pair Flip Flops For Holiday

LONDON - England - The errant Mayor of London is certainly a likeable fellow, but he has recently taken to…

13 years ago

Looters of Summer Rehabilitated With Visits to British Museum

LONDON - England - The Summer of 2011 was notable for the riots across Britain, and the chaos that ensued…

13 years ago

Man Arrested For Questioning Why X Factor is On the News

LONDON - England - A 46-year-old man from Croydon, South London was arrested yesterday for questioning why the X Factor…

13 years ago

Fatima Whitbread Proclaimed Movember Winner

WEST SUSSEX - England - Former British Javelin Champion, Fatima Whitbread, has won this year's Movember competition after no man…

13 years ago

Starbucks and Amazon to Pay UK Taxes into Offshore Havens

GEORGE TOWN - Cayman Islands - After making billions of pounds profit in Britain and paying just 0.1% U.K. tax,…

13 years ago

Candidates For New Elected EU Presidency Announced

BRUSSELS - Belgium - After much discussion the EU has finally decided on five candidates for the post of EU…

13 years ago

Hurricane Sandy: Americans Realising What It’s Like to Have a British Summer

NEW YORK CITY - USA - Stand back, there's nothing to see here, if you're on the East coast of…

13 years ago

Millions of Britons Mourn Death of Ceefax

LONDON - England - Millions of Britons were today mourning the passing of a great national institution -- Ceefax.

13 years ago

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