Death by Aussie Radio Pranksters

LONDON - England - Australian radio pranksters can be bad for your health as the nurse who picked up the phone at the Kate Middleton hospital can attest.

“It’s those radio pranksters from Oz again. They’ve caused untold damage already with their dodgy British accents but this time a nurse has bought the farm,” a hospital worker at the King Edward VII Hospital said today.

The Sydney radio station 2Day FM who conducted the deadly prank call could even be recruited by the Aussie secret service.

“If they can cause a nurse to go and top herself with their idiotic pranks, well we could get some Arabs and Muslims to do it too,” Agent Castlemaine XXXX told the Sydney Herald newspaper.

RIP Jacintha Saldanha

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