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EXPERTS: Illegal Boat Crossings to Bring Ebola to Britain Thanks to Labour

BUNDIGBAYO - Uganda - Labour's open-door mass immigration policies will bring Ebola to Britain.

4 weeks ago

Chaos in PRSB As Commissars Revolt Against Comrade Starmer

GRIMSBY - England - Labour Party commissars are revolting. Comrade Starmer is now in his bunker. The People's Republic of…

1 month ago

Even Larry the Cat Shows His Disdain Along With UK 10-Year Gilts

LONDON - England - Much like the bond markets, Larry the Cat knows things way before any humans get a…

1 month ago

Comical Starmer Reassures Labour Party After Election Drubbing

SCUNTHORPE - England - Comical Starmer has reassured Labour Party members that everything is okay and there is nothing to…

1 month ago

LOCAL ELECTION RESULTS: “Comrades, everything is okay. Nothing has changed!”

SCUNTHORPE - England - Comrade Starmer is defiant despite massive Labour Party losses with the local election results.

1 month ago

VOTE LABOUR: “Comrades, today I am ordering you to vote for Labour”

SCUNTHORPE - England - Supreme Comrade Starmer is ordering all citizens of the People's Republic of Soviet Britain to vote…

1 month ago

Man Buys 15 Tumble Dryers For His One Bedroom Home

LONDON - England - A man from Finchley, North London, has purchased 15 tumble dryers in defiance of Ed Miliband.

1 month ago

Giving Away the Falkland Islands is a Gift For Labour NOT a Punishment

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The Americans have got it all wrong in wanting to punish Britain by giving away…

2 months ago

UPDATE: Now Starmer Trying to Fast-Track Baphomet as British Ambassador to USA

LONDON - England - After the Epstein darling Peter Mandelson scandal, Starmer is now trying to appoint Baphomet as British…

2 months ago

Comrades, Once Again I am In My Bunker!

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION - Comrade Starmer has made another brief communique from his bunker.

2 months ago

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