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HMS Ed Miliband the First Net Zero Battleship Sets Sail For Cyprus

PORTSMOUTH - England - PM Keir Starmer has waved off Britain's first Net Zero battleship to sail to Cyprus to…

2 months ago

LABOUR VICTORY: Starmer Stops a Boat Crossing English Channel

PORTSMOUTH - England - Prime Minister Keir Starmer has proudly proclaimed victory in stopping a boat crossing the English Channel.

2 months ago

Another Setback For Communism – Stasi Disinfo Unit Has Been Rumbled

SCUNTHORPE - England - A Stasi disinfo unit has been discovered during a smear operation of journalists. This is another…

2 months ago

Cancelled Elections Cancelled! “Comrades, this is a sad day for communism!”

GRIMSBY - England - This is a terrible day for communism. Our bid to thwart democracy has failed, as banned…

2 months ago

Is this the End of Britain?

LONDON - England - The death of Great Britain is not exaggerated; it is a very real thing. This is…

3 months ago

Labour Councillor Who Sent Pics of Penis to Girl, 13, Helped Draft “Online Safety Act”

BARNET - England - Another Labour councillor has been convicted for trying to have sex with a minor.

3 months ago

“Thanks to my choices Britain’s growth and quality of life are lower than Albania”

LONDON - England - Commissar Rachel Reeves outlines how her policy choices have affected Britain's growth and quality of life.

3 months ago

Women and Children Are Not Safe in Labour’s Britain

LONDON - England - Women and children are not safe in Labour's Britain, an island now blighted by incidents of…

3 months ago

ALERT : Commissar Wes Streeting is a Threat to Comrade Starmer

SCUNTHORPE - England - THIS IS AN ALERT TO THE CITIZENS OF THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF SOVIET BRITAIN. COMMISSAR WES…

3 months ago

Peter Mandelson Could be Next Labour PM

LONDON - England - Peter Mandelson is the popular choice to be the next Labour Prime Minister of Britain the…

3 months ago

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