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Comrade Keir Stalin: “No! Labour is Not Gaslighting the British People!”

LONDON - Soviet EU UK - Supreme comrade Kier Stalin has emphatically denied gaslighting the British people.

1 year ago

DIREKTIVE 23912A – SMOKING IN PUBLIC IS NOW FORBIDDEN!

LONDON - Soviet EU UK - Our supreme comrade Starmer has revealed another direktive this week - smoking in public…

1 year ago

Pensioner: “I am glad Two-tier Kier has given 15% pay rises to train drivers”

GRIMSBURY - England - A hard-up pensioner persecuted by Two-tier Kier praises Labour's punishing policies against OAPs.

1 year ago

Violent Prisoner Asked to Leave Prison Before Finishing PS5 Game

BELMARSH - England - A violent prisoner asked to leave prison before finishing his PS5 game has decried the new…

1 year ago

Comrade Starmer: “Things Will Get Worse Then Worsen Even More”

LONDON - Soviet EU UK - Our supreme comrade Starmer has revealed that "things will get worse then worsen even…

1 year ago

Commissar Cooper: “Extreme Misogyny to be Treated as Terrorism”

LONDON - England - Commissar Cooper: 'extreme misogyny' will be treated as terrorism for the first time under Labour Party…

1 year ago

Praise Comrade Starmer and the Labour Party – Chocolate Ration Increase by 2.7 Grams

SOVIET BRITAIN - The EU - MINIPROD CHOCOLATE RATION DIRECTIVE 4832311-R7 announcement by the Labour Party and Comrade Starmer

1 year ago

Stasi Britain: Thoughtcrime Now Punished With Jail

MANCHESTER - England - STASI BRITAIN DIRECTIVE 34812-E3 will arrest, prosecute and jail any citizen deemed as Thoughtcrime.

1 year ago

Two-tiered Policing: When the Generational Natives Riot Serious Sentencing is Deployed

LEEDS - England - Two-tiered policing is when lenient sentences are given to one group of people, and heavy sentencing…

1 year ago

PAY RISE: Train Drivers to Receive 80k Thanks to Labour Unions

CHELMSFORD - England - The ASLEF train union and Labour Party will agree another massive pay rise for train drivers.

1 year ago

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