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Reeves Announces Another Glorious 0.1% Ungrowth in the Economy

GRIMSBY - England - Wonderful news as Commissar Reeves proudly announces another 0.1% ungrowth in the economy.

8 months ago

Keir Starmer’s Identity Crisis

SCUNTHORPE - England - Keir Starmer is in the midst of a major identity crisis as multiple pronged threats rear…

8 months ago

CITIZENS’ ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE MINISTRY OF PUBLIC HEALTH

SCUNTHORPE - England - All food consumption will be strictly monitored by the Big State in the People's Republic of…

9 months ago

Southern Sectors to Fund Northern Sectors With Poll Tax Increase

GRIMSBY - England - Commissar Rayner is spearheading a new soviet wealth redistribution scheme of collectivisation with poll tax increases.

9 months ago

Assisted Dying Bill Passed – Who’s First?

LONDON - England - In a historic vote, the Assisted Dying Bill has been passed by parliament.

9 months ago

Woke Coward Starmer is an Insipid Stain on Britain’s Global Standing

SCUNTHORPE - England - While the big boys get things done around the globe, Keir Starmer hides in his safe…

9 months ago

Starmer: “Labour is Now Far-right For Instating Grooming Gang Enquiry”

GRIMSBY - England - Keir Starmer has admitted that he and the Labour Party are now far-right.

9 months ago

109,000 Claimed Asylum in Year 17% Yearly Increase

DOVER - England - The increase in fake asylum seekers coming over from the safe country of France is rising…

9 months ago

Good News – Even More Wealthy are Leaving the UK in Droves

SCUNTHORPE - England - Comrades, I am happy to announce even more wealthy are leaving the UK because of my…

9 months ago

At Least Mauritians Get Tax Cuts Thanks to Labour Chagos Surrender Deal

PORT LOUIS - Mauritius - Thanks to the Labour Chagos surrender deal, the Mauritian government is giving tax cuts while…

9 months ago

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