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Tories and Labour: We Promise This We Promise That

MANCHESTER - England - As the Conservative Party's conference winds down, it's more of the same - hope, and false promises that are never kept.

We promise! We sell you “hope”. When you dumb motherfuckers vote for us again, it will be more of the same as Labour are doing. They promised the dumb motherfuckers who voted for them the same things. They promised no more tax rises; they promised change, they promised the farmers help — yet now many will lose their livelihoods and farms, they promised stability and growth, instead they killed off business, they killed off growth. They promised the pensioners everything for their vote, and when they came into power they pummelled them and abused every part of their trust. It’s the same old bullshit, these fuckers are promising the suckers everything under the sun yet when they gain power they do what they fucking want.

Do not vote for them. It’s as simple as that. The British voting public are treated like fools, and every election cycle proves that they are actually fools. The entire system is false, it reeks of fakery on a grand scale. Vote for Tories, vote for Labour, and you get the same lies you voted for last time. Do you honestly think that if the Tories came into power tomorrow, they would repeal any of the unfair punitive tax changes brought upon by Labour? Definitely not.

Vote for any other party, and the system assures that it is a wasted vote, looked upon as a “protest”. How defiant of you, because you just helped one of the main two parties to get in with an even bigger majority.

There is no point in voting when the entire system is corrupted and wrong. But you’ve got “hope”! Your hope mounts to shit, it is meaningless. It is just currency for the sharks who run these operations, there is no reality to your “hope”.

As for a third party, they will most probably do the same because the entire system demands it.

Labour and the Tories have condemned not only your children, but your grandchildren and their children for many, many generations to a debt fuck hole no one can get out of.

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