Former Sports Presenter Andy Gray Spotted Walking in Park

SCUNTHORPE - England - Former Sky Sports presenter, Andy Gray cut a lonely figure as he was photographed walking alone in a park, Sky news has revealed.

“He’s been distraught since he lost the top job at Sky. Now he spends his days moping around the park, maybe swinging from a few trees and playing with old tires hanging on a rope,” his keeper, Michelle Swanley told Sky news.

Spectators at the park are always commenting on how entertaining Gray is to watch.

“He’ll sniff the air if he sees some women around, then beat his chest wildly whooping loudly. You have to watch out because he gets a bit excited sometimes and he likes to spray the area; and anyone who’s in the way always gets splattered,” Jenny Linesman, a regular at the park revealed.

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