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China Unveils New Technological Wonder Robot

HU FLUNG DUNG - China - A Chinese robotics company has unveiled its latest robot to great acclaim from the industry.

Forget about Elon Musk or any Boston Dynamics nonsense, the Chinese are truly excelling in robotics these days. Chinese company Sum Ting Wong have unveiled their latest robot and many tech enthusiasts and experts are hailing it as a technological wonder.

The robot was unveiled at this year’s robotics expo in Hu Flung Dung province. Chief executive, Wai So Dim, hailed the robot as proof that China is truly leading the field globally in robotics.

“Look at her. She is amazing. We call her Ai Bang Mai Ni, because she has really knobbly knees, but we designed her that way. She is real clever too. Not stupid like all non-Chinese people.”

Thanks to funding from the CCP of $56 billion per year, the robotics company has excelled and made some serious progress in the robotics industry.

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