Experts: Virtual Sex is New Frontier in Human Evolution

BOSTON - USA - The demand for virtual sex, robotic pleasure models and complete immersive sensory experiences through brain implants is accelerating at great pace.

 

The concept of traditional marriages have declined vastly in the last forty years, and in some countries like Japan, millions of citizens are abstaining from sexual relations as the birth rate plummets. In the West, the rise of feminism and extreme levels of political correctness have seen an equally large decline in the birth rate and sexual relations amongst the limited young as ageing populations rise.

Companies like Eos Creative Group manufacture VirtuaDolls, an ISO certified skin-safe silicone that features a specially-sized hole that can simulate a variety of different stroke motions incorporated with virtual reality games.

Demand has been so great that Bill Spracklin the owner and creator of VirtuaDolls has had to stop a funding campaign from the sheer amount of orders received.

The next 20 years in development will see a vast number of companies try to cater to the enormous demand for virtual sex companions, as well as android partners who will be indistinguishable from the real thing.

ADVERTISE ON THE DAILY SQUIB

Email advertising (at) dailysquib.co.uk for all your advertising needs.
  • SUPPORT THE DAILY SQUIB
  • We fight for freedom, justice, satire, and coffee.
  • Reader support keeps the caffeine flowing.
  • Disqus Comments Loading...
    Share
    Published by

    Recent Posts

    LAMMY: Mandem to be Released Early

    LONDON - England - Labour Justice Secretary David Lammy is to release up to 6,000…

    1 day ago

    15th Five-Year Plan: What China’s Development Means to the World

    DALIAN - China - The World Economic Forum meeting is upbeat about China’s 15th Five-Year…

    2 days ago

    When Mother Earth Speaks Humans Still Do Not Listen

    CARACAS - Venezuela - A 7.5 magnitude earthquake is a small reminder that humans are…

    2 days ago

    Unelected Comrade Burnham Ushering New Era of Communism

    MANCHESTER - England - Unelected Comrade Burnham has destroyed the last vestiges of democracy as…

    5 days ago

    People’s Republic of Soviet Britain Urgent Bulletin Regarding Comrade Starmer

    MANCHESTER - England - Good news comrades. Comrade Starmer has been apprehended and made into…

    5 days ago

    “Comrades, they are coming for me on Monday! This is it!”

    UNDISCLOSED LOCATION - Comrade Starmer has revealed in a communique that a dastardly coup is…

    6 days ago

    This website uses cookies.