Apple: Latest iPad Smaller Than Stamp

CUPERTINO - USA - Apple has unveiled a new tablet that is smaller than a postage stamp and more powerful than its earlier versions.

The company says the iPad Micro is as powerful as many laptop and desktop computers.

The device comes with a whopping 18 mm touchpad screen.

To cement its appeal to professionals, Apple is selling it alongside a magnifying glass and tooth pick stylus.

The move is an attempt to reverse declining iPad sales.

“Come back Steve Jobs, please, you have to do something!” an Apple aficianado exclaimed after accidentally swallowing his new iPad micro.

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