Woman Displays Ailments on Daily Mail Site

GRIMSTHORPE - England - A 56-year-old woman was featured in a front page Daily Mail article yesterday showing off the many ailments she suffers from and how she deals with her various health problems.

“When I look at a full page spread on a news site, I want to see varicose veins popping out all over the place and hear about the vagaries of living with multiple ingrown toe nails,” an avid Mail reader commented on the newspaper.

According to the rather gory photos displayed in lurid detail, the woman has to juice her legs five times a day and the local council even provides her with a bucket.

“I like to read the Daily Mail first thing in the morning when I’m chewing on my breakfast. Well, let’s just say I nearly brought up my black pudding as I was reading that article. How’s about you put some nice stories in the DM sometimes to counteract the torrent of stories about parking ticket injustices, geriatric lottery winners, local council issues and graphic pictures of people who have been beaten up by thugs?” article commenter, Darren from Warrington wrote on the site.

Don’t worry, there’ll be more of the same tomorrow, next week, next month, next year..ad infinitum.

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