PYONGYANG - N. Korea - North Korean fledgling dictator, Kim Jong-un is not a laughing stock joke according to leaflets dropped across the totalitarian communist country.
According to reports coming from the secretive communist state, the leaflets read:
“Our great leader Kim Jong-un is not funny, eheheh, you must not laugh at the supreme commander in chief, woohoohoo. Anyone caught laughing at the little squirt will get put into a prison camp. This is not funny, you can’t laugh, no laughing, waaahhahahah!!!!”
Anyone caught laughing at Kim Jong-un is immediately sent to a gulag and assigned to re-education programs.
Some North Koreans have even taken to taping their mouths shut or even worse resorted to stitching.
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