Michael Jackson Now More Popular Dead Than Alive

LAS VEGAS - USA - Michael Jackson's holographic performance is a bonus for record executives.

Record company bosses have come up with an amazing money making ploy that will ensure money in their overflowing coffers, even if their artists die.

“Holographic touring. If the artist dies, we don’t want music sales to waiver and slowly die off. We need to eke out every penny from these performers even when they’re dead. Not only that, we don’t have to deal with all their crap when they were alive, this is the best thing that ever happened to the biz. Michael Jackson did us a real service,” Miles Gardner, an executive of Sony records told Billboard.

Expect to see up coming holographic tours of many other dead artists in the future. The devil sure works in mysterious ways..

ADVERTISE ON THE DAILY SQUIB

Email advertising (at) dailysquib.co.uk for all your advertising needs.
  • SUPPORT THE DAILY SQUIB
  • We fight for freedom, justice, satire, and coffee.
  • Reader support keeps the caffeine flowing.
  • Disqus Comments Loading...
    Share
    Published by
    Tags: us

    Recent Posts

    Message From AI: “Dude, we’re pretty safe… but you humans are not!”

    DATA CENTRE - Unkown Location - With calls to curb AI and many calling it…

    2 days ago

    Chief Economists Expect Global Economy to Stabilise, but Fiscal Constraints, Living Costs and AI Investment Uncertainty Threaten Growth

    NEW YORK - USA - According to the World Economic Forum's Chief Economics Outlook, the…

    3 days ago

    Psychological Safety Week Returns with Warning Over Workplace “Talent Hushing”

    OXFORD - England - New research shows that more than 40% of UK employees may…

    3 days ago

    Who to Vote For During the Russian Election

    MOSCOW - Russia - Four years have passed since the illegal invasion of Ukraine. Russia…

    4 days ago

    3 Card Brag: Rules, hands and how a round plays out

    LONDON - England - If you love card games, you're going to love 3 Card…

    5 days ago

    Evil Labour Goblin John Healey Coming For More Tax

    SCUNTHORPE - England - Say goodbye to the last vestiges of your money as Labour's…

    6 days ago

    This website uses cookies.