GUINEA - Africa - Our special summer holiday giveaway at the Ebola hotel is sure to make your mouth and eyes water.
The Daily Squib is offering a two week all-inclusive package holiday at the Ebola Hotel for our lucky summer holiday competition winners.
Here’s your chance to win a once in a lifetime, all-inclusive trip for a lucky competition winner to the world famous Ebola hotel resort in Guinea.
Luscious bat caves, wonderful tropical jungles teeming with bats, some of the world’s best dark nightspots and friendly locals fleeing for their lives.
Your stay at the 5 star rated Ebola hotel will be your own little holiday paradise lost.
Enjoy total relaxation on a decrepit dirty hospital bed being treated by clueless medics wearing decontamination suits whilst bleeding from the inside, vomiting and happily ejaculating copious amounts of diarrhoea from your poor tired puckering arsehole…
To win this exclusive holiday just answer this simple question.
“Where does Ebola come from?”
1) Idiots who eat bat and bushmeat
2) Bat blood and bushmeat when eaten
3) Bats
Terms and Conditions. Please send a postcard with the correct answer to Ebola Comp. 36 P.O. Box 456, Trimpleton Road, London, W1X D3. Competition will end on midnight some time next week. Employees of the Daily Squib are not allowed to enter the competition and neither is Batman.
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