Unconscious Couple Caught Coupling Consciously by Semi-Conscious Policeman

LOS ANGELES - USA - Police at Venice beach were said to be very confused, after finding a couple in an altered state of conciousness coupling ferociously in an unconscious state.

 

“The perpetrators of this audacious act were caught coupling in an unconscious state on the beach. I myself am always in a semi-conscious state so I don’t know if what I saw actually happened but I have a feeling it kinda could have happened consciously speaking. Did I just say that?” officer Dean Geraldo for the LAPD told his superiors before being fired on the spot.

The couple in question, were not named but have been stretchered off to a macrobiotic holistic personal development acai berry quinoa center somewhere in Beverly Hills for some unconscious yoga coupling sessions.

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