Harry Now Wants Meghan to Move to Amsterdam

The position for the two grifters in America is now becoming more tenuous, especially after Donald Trump has taken the reins of power from Sleepy Joe. Allegations of bullying from multiple staff sources by serial schizoid narcissist Meghan Markle aren’t helping the issue either. Harry is fed up, he just wants to chill and do drugs without any comebacks. With Trump breathing down his neck, Montecito could be out of the question and Amsterdam could be on the private jet list for a one way trip.

“Harry loves to snort Charlie, and he especially loves to do magic mushrooms and smoke ganja. Maybe do a bit of speed in the afternoon to pick things up a bit, and some acid tabs on the weekend. His main thang is yayo though, he can’t get enough of that chichi, especially on those private jet rides with a few glasses of champers. I heard, on one flight, he even snorted a few lines off Meghan’s ass cheek. It’s all above board stuff in Hollywood, but since the goddamn religious freaks are now in charge of the good ol’ U.S. of A, it’s all gone to shit!” a Hollywood drug dealer revealed.

America now seems rather restricted, and this is why Amsterdam is now on the agenda.

In Amsterdam, it’s so liberal that the police help you pick up your stash if you drop a load in front of them by accident. Hard drugs are more available than candy, and they pioneered drug cafés where you can smoke hash all day without anyone batting an eyelid.

Want to do something heavier? Amsterdam’s liberal drug policies even give out free drug paraphernalia like syringes and methadone if you’re out of the Afghan, and there are designated areas specifically for shooting up.

For Harry, Amsterdam would be like a fucking drug paradise where he could indulge in the things he loves doing, whilst Meghan stays on at home in the kitchen filming Netflix cookery shows. She better cook some of those delightful hash cakes though, huh!

In his autobiography ‘Spare’ Harry describes in detail about his penchant for taking copious amounts of drugs, and it is obvious that he misses those carefree days. Looks like the clock is ticking, though, they better get on it before that Trump guy comes a knockin’,