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Meghan Markle: “Harry is Old News Now!”

HOLLYWOOD - USA - Meghan Markle is moving on from grumpy Prince Harry with A-List film and TV deals.

Meghan Markle is dumping Prince Harry for the Big Time Hollywood A-List crowd, and now sees him as a burden to her aspirations.

“Harry’s been used up, and now he is not needed, as Meghan is getting what she used him for — the big A-List Hollywood crowd. That’s what narcissists do, they find a target, use it up then move on to the next target — whichever benefits them the most,” a Hollywood insider revealed on Saturday.

Meghan is ecstatic at her Hollywood return and jumps with glee that all her plans worked out in the end.

“She is all smiles, but now Sparkle needs to dump the grump,” the insider added.

Indeed, Harry is somewhat a liability now and is viewed as a grumpy old fool who was easily tricked by this woman, an intelligent grifter with aspirations way above his vision. Markle’s new A-Lister friends are all urging her to dump the wayward prince because he is holding her back. From day one of meeting Harry, Meghan’s plans have worked out a treat, and she can’t wait for the big pay day after the divorce, especially as the California laws are so good to women. This is why she is keeping Harry in California, because of the massive pay day she will receive to look after the two children as well.

Reports from industry insiders already claim the Duchess of Sussex is eyeing a major TV comeback in an upcoming spin-off from her hit USA Network drama, Suits.

“I have never seen her so happy, she is loving the attention she is getting from her Hollywood friends and fans,” one of Meghan’s acquaintances revealed.

Meghan Markle appeared alone for her latest red carpet appearance, at the Power of Women gala in Los Angeles.

During the prestigious event, she rubbed shoulders with the likes of Margot Robbie and Billie Eilish, but her husband was nowhere to be seen.

An agent at the event said: “Grumps is at home looking after the kids, while Meghan is flitting around with a smile so wide it looks like she has had a 15-inch metal ruler stuffed in her mouth, cheek to cheek.”

Here’s to Meghan’s A-List career and her moving on from old losers.

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