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LA Rapper Manages to Survive For More Than 6 Months

LOS ANGELES - USA - An LA rapper who has managed to survive for more than 6 months more than any other rapper will be awarded a medal.

An Inglewood rapper has miraculously managed to survive for 6 months more than the usual life expectancy of rappers, according to reports.

KTITZ-TV, Channel 13 identified the rapper as Half Inch, who has released an album in May called “Bitch Bangin'”

The Los Angeles County Mayor’s office on Tuesday confirmed that a special medal of survival will be given to Wakandaishquan Jefferson, Half Inch’s real name.

Half Inch, 36, is one of the few rappers who has not been shot and killed in Los Angeles County in less than a month. On Sept. 11, rapper Fuque U, whose real name was Kuntekentay Mandingo Johnsons III Esq., was fatally shot during a botched robbery for the 30-year-old’s jewellery while he was having lunch at Roscoe’s House of Chicken & Waffles in South Los Angeles.

On Sept. 14, Little Dee Smalls, 23, whose real name was Barackz Trayvon Richardson, was shot and killed in Compton along with 29-year-old Julius Four Ounce Yeyo Jr.

The shooting tally on rappers for September in LA County was down this year with only 89 rappers shot. Statistics from September 2021 show over 145 rappers were shot and killed in LA alone.

The LAPD revealed that the life expectancy for an African American who declares themselves a rapper or even dares to release an album is less than 6 months. This is why the rapper Half Inch is now going to receive a medal to commemorate his incredible milestone of surviving for more than 6 months.

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