Kim Kardashian Baby Will Probably be Given Away Within First Week

LOS ANGELES - USA - News that Kim Kardashian will give birth to her second child, the first being her reality TV career, are much exaggerated because she will probably discard the baby like a pair of unused designer shoes soon after.

“Like it might barf or something,” Kim said yesterday from her Beverly Hills mansion. But her mother was quick on hand to tell her the amount of money from endorsements the Kardashian Korporation could make from the little tiddler.

Just like her two week marriage, what makes anyone think the fickle, shallow, materialistic, banal, narcissistic, corporate, Kardashian will keep something as valuable as a human baby?

“They will probably incorporate it into the Kardashians show for a few episodes and if the ratings do not increase they’ll dump the baby, but on the flip side..the Kardashians think about themselves above anything and if by some fluke the baby gets more attention than them, then the baby will definitely be dumped, even if the ratings do get higher. It’s a lose, lose situation for the baby,” a Los Angeles based entertainment agency worker told Reality Show magazine.

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