Lady GaGa Left 'Custard' in Hotel Bath

LONDON - England - Lady Gaga allegedly left "large amounts of lumpy custard and English traditional desserts" in a hotel bath, shocked staff have disclosed.

Lady Gaga allegedly left “large amounts of lumpy custard” in a hotel bath.

The eccentric singer reportedly shocked staff when she checked out of London’s lavish five star Regency Continental Hotel last August and they discovered a pool of lumpy steaming custard with an assortment of delicious traditional English desserts and cakes in the tub.

One housekeeper claimed the pop superstar was “bathing in custard and cakes as part of a Satanic baking ritual”.

She told BBC 6 news channel: “Lady Gaga left large amounts of lumpy custard and dessert in the suite during a stay this summer. The incident was reported to the concierge, who was told to put it out of her mind.”

GaGa was said to be indulging in such delights as Lardy Cake, Spotted Dick, Bread and Butter Pudding, Figgy Dowdy, as well as copious amounts of freshly made English crumpets.

Other sources believe Gaga could have been using the delicious desserts as part of a “weird” stage costume or prop.

An insider said: “All of the hotel’s staff are convinced she was bathing in it or, at the very least, using it as part of one of her new costumes or weird stage routines. It is also possible that GaGa likes a bit of pudding and is an English dessert aficionado.”

The hotel claimed that the clean-up bill amounted to £23,000 not including replacing the furniture, carpets and bathroom.

Lady GaGa was not available for comment.

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