WINDSOR - England - Finally, we can reveal exclusive insider information regarding Meghan Markle and bananas.
The Duchess of Sussex’s personal handmaiden rushed into her boudoir the other day in full flight.
“Ma’am, there is serious news I must reveal to you of the highest urgency. It pertains to the whores of Bristol. Yes, ma’am. They are starving. In fact, they do not even have enough money to buy the simplest of vittles.”
The duchess pondered for a moment, then said “I have an idea..”
“Let them eat banana. Oh, and bring me a sharpie too.”
LOS ANGELES - USA - For parents, raising mentally challenged children can be a challenging…
MALMO - Sweden - This year's Eurovision Gay Olympics Contest was proudly the gayest ever…
NASSAU - The Bahamas - A cruise ship worker has shared the six things that…
ABUJA - Nigeria - The royal trip to Nigeria by the Duke and Duchess of…
SILICON VALLEY - USA - Personal computers and smartphones were introduced for the benefit of…
BARNARD CASTLE - England - An alien from outer space says his ‘Start-Up Party’ could…
This website uses cookies.