Aye, it’s that time of year again. Much to the delight of the sole monopoly controlling the Internet with heavy handed Stalinist censorship, the DS is having a day off.
The staff are in the writing room, i.e the local, getting muntered.
Shop closed for the day, so no shop talk. Feel free to look at other articles on the site.
Happy April 1st everyone.
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