Emma Watson Named in Panama Papers

LONDON - England - The Harry Potter actress, Emma Watson has been named in the leaked Panama papers relating to offshore bank accounts.

When she’s not demanding Suffragette statues in Trafalgar Square or attending White House correspondent dinners, Ms Watson likes to peruse her lucrative holdings in her offshore accounts.

According to newly released Panama Wikileaks information ‘Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson’ is a beneficiary in an offshore company based in the British Virgin Islands.

The politically active actress may be asked to answer questions regarding these dubious accounts.

Maybe now is the time to execute an expelliarmus..

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