NEW YORK - USA - Republican frontrunner Donald Trump has signalled his support for immigration, as long as the immigrants look like his young wife.
“As long as you ain’t a brown skinned Mexican or Arab, or African, I’m okay with immigration. Just check out my beautiful wife who I got from some Eastern European country. Hell, she didn’t even have to sign a single document to come here after I ordered her in the catalogue,” Trump said during his latest SNL monologue.
Trump sure is going places, he’s trumping the rest of the Republican contenders and making in-roads all over the place.
“I love Trump, he’s so funny and kind. What a gentleman,” Donna Neuhart, a woman who was paid to say that by a Mafiosi consigliere attending the show.
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