What Will You Be Wearing For Halloween This Year?

LONDON - England - Ah, it's that time of year again, Hallows' Eve is soon upon us, and what shall you be wearing this year?

Forget about Joffrey Baratheon from Game of Thrones, the in crowd will be wearing George Osborne Halloween masks this year according to a recent poll.

The tax credit cutting Chancellor of the Exchequer is top pick, and coming in second place is Home Secretary, Theresa May, who brings fear to just about anyone with her icy cold stare.

Coming in third place is the delightful Caitlyn who is top of the list for rugby players and builders especially, you can’t pull off the costume without broad shoulders and big hands.

Any other suggestions please do comment.

 

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