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Cliff Richard: “I’m Not G*y But My Boyfriend Is”

LONDON - England - Singer Sir Cliff Richard has revealed his close friendship with an ex-priest boyfriend who he shares his life with.

In his revealing autobiography, My Life, My G*y, published yesterday, the legendary crooner, Cliff Richard calls his boyfriend Father Seamus McElleroonie, whom he shares his home with, his ‘companion’ and ‘blessing’.

Sir Cliff, 67, met his former Roman Catholic priest boyfriend during a trip to New York in 2001 where he was a judge at a choirboy competition, and said that McElleroonie took a break from the priesthood soon after.

The Church Times writes: ‘He hadn’t any thought at the beginning of giving up the priesthood, and he was very reluctant to give up the choir boy benefits. I suggested a bigger pay packet, and he might help me with some charitable projects. He could still indulge in the old pursuits, of course.

‘That was seven years ago, and our arrangement has worked out really well. Seamus now spends most of his time looking after my vast collection of teapots from the 18th century and pushing my stools in whenever he has a spare moment.

‘He has become my special companion, which is great because I don’t like sleeping alone, even now.’

Sir Cliff Richard, a devoted Christian, met fans and signed copies of his book yesterday.

His private life and boyfriend has often been the subject of much speculation, and the book attempts to finally come clean over many subjects, including voicing his approval for same-sex partnerships and what is the best c*ck ring to wear during sermons.

‘Same-sex marriages are perhaps a modern example of how things have changed’, Sir Cliff said.

‘What has been happening in the church for many years is finally coming into acceptance.’

‘It seems to me that commitment is the issue and if anyone comes to me and says: “This is my partner – we are committed to each other” then I don’t care what their sexuality is.’

The veteran performer, who has sold over 250million records, also takes the opportunity to hit back at those who question his personal life.

 He writes: ‘I am sick to death of the media’s speculation about my homosexuality. What business is it of anyone else’s when I parade around a book with all my darkest secrets of what I do… It’s none of your business? As a good Christian, I am so happy that the age-old Christian activities are finally being brought forward into the open.’

Sir Cliff also reveals how he nearly ended his famous ‘bachelor boy’ days by coming close to marriage.

‘Of all the two women I’ve known, one being my mother, there were only one that I’ve come close to marrying. .

‘I came close to asking the canescent sports presenter Sue Barker, whom I met in 1982.

‘I seriously contemplated asking her to marry me, but in the end I realised that she wasn’t quite hirsute enough to commit the rest of my life to her. There were no broken hearts.’

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