Dow Jones Head Rubbing Lice Epidemic

NEW YORK - Wall Street was inundated by a mass of traders rubbing their heads yesterday because of a lice…

18 years ago

Lindsay Lohan Leg Found on Malibu Beach

MALIBU - CA - A leg presumed to be that of a missing Lindsay Lohan was washed up on Malibu…

18 years ago

All Children to be fingerprinted in schools

Schools are to get the Government's permission to fingerprint all pupils with a view to future microchipping.   Ministers will…

18 years ago

Snorkeling Holidays in the English Countryside

Tewkesbury - Gloucestershire - Forget the Maldives for your summer diving hols how about the English countryside? Now that 75%…

18 years ago

Cash Payoff for Cash-for-Peerages Handshake

LONDON - England - No-one is to face charges after the 16-month cash-for-honours police inquiry.

18 years ago

Harry Potter is Dead

London, England - 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows' the final installment of Bloomsbury publishing houses golden goose has laid…

18 years ago

Bush Wishing on Al Qaeda

WASHINGTON DC -- George W Bush, who is flailing in polls, losing in Iraq, losing in the senate, and is…

18 years ago

LA Surrenders to Beckhams Without Fight

LOS ANGELES - CA - Los Angeles has been lost to the gaudy Beckham invasion. Much like Hitler's entrance to…

18 years ago

Prince Meets World’s Tallest Man and Still Finds Time to Release New Album

MINNEAPOLIS - USA - Former artist formerly known as artist formerly known as and is known as Prince kicked off…

18 years ago

US Veterans Celebrate Iraq Tour

Washington DC - American troops stationed in Iraq celebrate their tours of duty with wonderful tales and anecdotes about Operation…

18 years ago

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