Amy Winehouse Punches Fan After He Offers Her Singing Lessons

GLASTONBURY - England - Amy Winehouse the famous drugged up celebrity, viciously punched a singing instructor who happened to be…

17 years ago

Mugabe Surprised to Win Election Again

HARARE - Zimbabwe - Robert Mugabe has been taken aback at the vote tally after a close election contest after…

17 years ago

England Fans Declare Euro Championship Boring

LONDON - England - The Euro 2008 Football Championship was declared a boring washout by England fans today in a…

17 years ago

Soviet British State Celebrates Comrade Brown’s First Year as Supreme Leader

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected leader Comrade Gordon Brown was today honoured by high party officials and the people…

17 years ago

Guns ‘N Roses to Release Album When China Becomes Democracy

LOS ANGELES - CA - A spokesman for Axl Rose has released a statement detailing the release of the new…

17 years ago

McCain Trying Hard to Stay Alive for Election

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Republican candidate John McCain is doing everything he can to stick around for the upcoming…

17 years ago

New Book Uncovers Startling Evidence that Adolf Hitler was a Practising Hippy

MUNICH - Germany - Adolf Hitler took time out from running Nazi Germany to be a hippy and take psychedelic…

17 years ago

Bill Clinton Glad Hillary Did Not Win

NEW YORK - USA - Former president of the United States, Bill Clinton has spoken of his relief that Hillary…

17 years ago

New UK Health Plan Urges People to Die Younger

LONDON - England - Health Insurers and professionals in Britain are now urging people to die younger. Because of the…

17 years ago

Filling Petrol Tank in Car Now More Expensive Than Buying New Car

LONDON - England - The cost of filling a family car's petrol tank has now surpassed the cost of buying…

17 years ago

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