Obama Mission Accomplished

ARABIAN GULF - President Barack Obama made a landing aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln Monday, arriving in the co-pilot's seat…

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Osama Yet to Release Long Form Death Certificate

ISLAMABAD - Pakistan - Millions of people worldwide are demanding that the death of Osama Bin Laden be proven with…

15 years ago

Nerds Finally Get the Chance to Get Laid

SILICON VALLEY - USA - Computer geeks across America were raving yesterday at the unveiling of a new machine from…

15 years ago

How Kate Snagged Her Prince

LONDON - England - As the newlyweds cosy down to married life, Kate gives a lesson in social-climbing to the…

15 years ago

Gordon Brown and Tony Blair Invited to Daily Squib Offices Instead of Royal Wedding

LONDON - England - After being snubbed by the royal family, Gordon Brown and Tony Blair, accepted our invitation to…

15 years ago

Barack Obama Never Existed Claims Un-Birther

LAS VEGAS - USA - The 'un-birthers' movement is gaining momentum nationally across America and are now claiming that Barack…

15 years ago

"My Big Fat Super-Injunction" Film Box Office Hit

LONDON - England - The new film release starring many top British stars is set to become a box office…

15 years ago

Brain Illness Could Have Affected Gordon Brown's Actions, Secret Diaries Reveal

LONDON - England - Newly released diaries from one of Gordon Brown's personal aides suggest that, in Brown's case, illness…

15 years ago

Yanks Moaning About Petrol Prices Again

TEXAS - USA - Americans are moaning about paying paltry prices for their petrol whilst the Brits aren't even saying…

15 years ago

Bipolar Stars Discover Joy of Pole Vaulting

LOS ANGELES - USA - The latest group of bipolar celebrities are discovering new ways to help themselves with their…

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