Americans Finally Find Out What Was in Their Twinkies

ILLINOIS - USA - They may have an infinite shelf life and taste good to Americans but the unfortunate demise…

13 years ago

Fred the Shred and Bob the Rob Finally Get Their Just Desserts

LONDON - England - The corrupt British banking institutions were delightfully graced yesterday with some crumpet, a dollop of paint…

13 years ago

Boris Johnson Buys Pair Flip Flops For Holiday

LONDON - England - The errant Mayor of London is certainly a likeable fellow, but he has recently taken to…

13 years ago

Obama Continues Sovietization of America

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Comrade Obama has addressed the Soviet American masses with a triumphant speech at the Soviet…

13 years ago

Herman Van Rompuy’s Unsecured Payday Loans For EU Bureaucrats

BRUSSELS - Belgium - It's not just regular people getting payday loans at 4358% APR but the unelected leader of…

13 years ago

Starving Americans Get Urgent Food Aid

GEORGIA - USA - Starving American citizens were given urgent food assistance by the United Nations World Food Programme on…

13 years ago

Obama Wants Mandatory Homosexuality and Abortions For Every American

WASHINGTON DC - USA - The victorious Obama administration are putting into place their latest policies for the American people…

13 years ago

Looters of Summer Rehabilitated With Visits to British Museum

LONDON - England - The Summer of 2011 was notable for the riots across Britain, and the chaos that ensued…

13 years ago

Man Arrested For Questioning Why X Factor is On the News

LONDON - England - A 46-year-old man from Croydon, South London was arrested yesterday for questioning why the X Factor…

13 years ago

Mars Rover Makes First Ever Sand Castle On Planet Surface

PASADENA - USA - The Mars Curiosity rover has built the first ever sand castle on the Martian landscape, scientists…

13 years ago

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